Bandmen as animals

So this was a game I used to play when I was younger – basically I would assign some stranger an animal based on my general impression of them (whether that be appearance or clothing or body language, etc.). idk i was a bored kid.
So uh yeah this boredom hit again and I decided to play this game with vk dudes cuz why not. I initially made a list during a period when my wifi was out for a number of weeks, then recently I picked out images to see how they would size up.
Because I’m really slow, I’ll post a new set of ‘match ups’ every few days or so until I run out of ideas.
Feel free to play along too if you want!

I’ll start with kizu:


Lime → Black-throated sparrow


Yue → Shoebill stork


Reiki → Leafhopper (that boi can jump)


Kyonosuke → Salamander

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second round, we got dezert:


Chiaki → Guinea pig


Sacchan → Spotted tail quoll


Miyako → Butterfly


Sora → Otter

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I decided it would be fun if I start with my first sip of vk sooo… The Gazette as animals!


Ruki is a peacock becouse he changes his hair like he changes his clothes… (this doesn’t make ANY sense ( ̄▽ ̄’’) )


Every time when Reita opens his mouth he looks like a duck.


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He just looks like a crow.


I don’t know why, but these snakes are really cool… so Uruha is cool like a snake🐍

BONUS:


The mop is not an animal but dreadlock Ruki reminds me about mops…

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here’s some more ~.~

razor:


Ryoga → Piraña


IZA → Earthworm


Tsurugi → Ferret


Kouryuu → Lynx


Nikky → Panda

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I read this thread title as “Bandmen as urinals”, now I’m disappointed.

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deviloof:


Keisuke → Mosquito


Daiki → Elephant


Ray → Grey fox


Aisaku → Goldfish


Kanta → Fruit bat

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The crow’s face for aoi :joy::joy:
I’m lucky that I’m not the only one who saw Ruki’s hair as a mop too :sob::skull:

Ohmygod originally i was gonna say that Aisaku should be a Chinese Crested dog bc gangly but nice hair yet vaguely cursed vibes but holy shit he really is a goldish…no thoughts head empty only fish lips :lips:

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jig of the saw:


Bukimi → Microfrog


Ema → Tarentaise cow


Maru → Crested pigeon


Shiki → Barn owl

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mejibray:


Tsuzuku → Angler fish


Koichi → Flamingo


MiA → Secretary bird


Meto → Chameleon

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the gallo:


Jojo → Blue ringed octopus


Andy → Horse


Wajow → Weasel


Nov → Painted turtle


Kaede → Badger

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kebyo:


Miyuki → Red panda


Fumiya → Giraffe


Ichiyo → Black rat snake


Hina → Jellyfish


Utsuke → Woodpecker

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I’m not a snake person, but that one is so pretty.

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jiluka:


Ricko → German Sheperd


Boogie → Basketwork eel


Sena → Peacock


Zyean → Green anole

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D’espairsRay


Hizumi —> Husky


Karyu —> snake
only in this picture… if we talk in general he can be a lot of species


Zero —> he looks like person who can fly with his hair


Tsukasa—> nice horse (black horse most of the times)

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xaaxaa:


Kazuki → Dragonfly


Reiya → Skink


Haru → Hedgehog


An → Big ol’ floofy moth

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dazzlingbad:


iT → Silverfish


Ayaha → Blue tongue lizard


Yuta → Red-bellied black snake


Masa → Tasmanian devil

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gulu gulu:


Ai → Frilled neck lizard


Lanju → Ring-tailed lemur


Rito → Indian runner duck


Hotaruchan → Leopard gecko

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lynch.:


Hazuki → Hawk


Akinori → Gila monster


Yusuke → Tarsier


Reo → Lion


Asanao → Binturong

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