# Parody J-rock band names

**URL:** <https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685>\
**Category:** Colorful Hell\
**Created:** [August 22, 2023, 11:54am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685 "2023-08-22T11:54:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/nick/32/85326_2.png) [@nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/nick)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 11:54am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/1 "2023-08-22T11:54:37Z")

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Create parody band names based on existing J-rock artists. 100% nonsense. I’ll start first.

Onmyo-za → Offmeow-za  
X JAPAN → Twitter JAPAN  
NoGoD → NoDoG  
lynch. → lunch.

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**Author:** ![zeus](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/zeus/32/89310_2.png) [@zeus](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/zeus)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/2 "2023-08-22T12:23:10Z")

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The Gazette → The Casette

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**Author:** ![nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/nick/32/85326_2.png) [@nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/nick)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/3 "2023-08-22T14:40:10Z")

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ONE OK ROCK → TWO OK ROCKS  
THE LAST ROCKSTARS → THE FIRST POPSTARS  
SALTY DOG → SALTY CAT  
SLOTHREAT → KOALAREAT

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**Author:** ![Rena](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/rena/32/84321_2.png) [@Rena](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/Rena)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 3:32pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/4 "2023-08-22T15:32:27Z")

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> [@zeus](#):
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> The Gazette → The Casette

funny part on here is that gazette is appparently just the members totally misspelling casette

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**Author:** ![Botamon](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/botamon/32/88046_2.png) [@Botamon](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/Botamon)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/5 "2023-08-22T16:00:47Z")

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malice mizer → militia pizza  
merry go round → cheese go bounce  
rouage → ricottage  
Marvelous Cruelty → Marvelous Cabbage  
Gill ‘e’ Cadith → Gill ‘e’ Carrot  
Madeth Gray’ll → Madeth Grape’s  
Unsraw → Unsraspberry

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**Author:** ![nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/nick/32/85326_2.png) [@nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/nick)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/6 "2023-08-22T16:09:29Z")

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Megaromania → Megacroatia

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**Author:** ![Enki](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/enki/32/23096_2.png) [@Enki](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/Enki)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/7 "2023-08-22T22:06:21Z")

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Moi Dix Mois → My Dicks Moist

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**Author:** ![Rena](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/rena/32/84321_2.png) [@Rena](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/Rena)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/8 "2023-08-22T23:59:04Z")

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> [@Botamon](#):
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> Unsraw → Unsraspberry

Unscooked

Sable Hills - Sable Flatland  
Shadecarrier - Suncarrier  
Crystal Lake - Crystal Desert  
abstracts - realismus

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**Author:** ![nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/nick/32/85326_2.png) [@nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/nick)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/9 "2023-08-23T00:09:31Z")

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BABYMETAL → ELDERLYMETAL

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**Author:** ![aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/aroundth3fur/32/47382_2.png) [@aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/aroundth3fur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/10 "2023-08-23T00:55:23Z")

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Dir En Grey —\> Dirt In Gray

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**Author:** ![aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/aroundth3fur/32/47382_2.png) [@aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/aroundth3fur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/11 "2023-08-23T00:55:49Z")

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Ayo lmao

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**Author:** ![aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/aroundth3fur/32/47382_2.png) [@aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/aroundth3fur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/12 "2023-08-23T00:56:55Z")

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Deadman ----\> Livingman

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**Author:** ![suji](https://forum.jrockone.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@suji](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/suji)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/13 "2023-08-23T01:28:23Z")

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unli faps

(lol)

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**Author:** ![Unelma](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/unelma/32/84876_2.png) [@Unelma](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/Unelma)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/14 "2023-08-23T02:37:50Z")

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> [@Rena](#):
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> Crystal Lake - Crystal Desert

Crystal Lake - Plastic Pond

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**Author:** ![aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/aroundth3fur/32/47382_2.png) [@aroundth3fur](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/aroundth3fur)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 2:38am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/15 "2023-08-23T02:38:36Z")

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Buck Tick —\> Tuck Bick

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**Author:** ![nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/nick/32/85326_2.png) [@nick](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/nick)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 5:25am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/17 "2023-08-23T05:25:09Z")

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Merry Go Round → Merry Go Straight  
xTRiPx → twitterTRiPtwitter

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**Author:** ![araxzijk](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/araxzijk/32/49872_2.png) [@araxzijk](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/araxzijk)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/18 "2023-09-02T05:44:44Z")

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Deathgaze→Chuckstaring  
Dim My Division→Light Your Union  
DELUHI→HILDE  
VII-SENSE→IX-CONSCIOUSNESS  
XOVER→TWITUNDER  
Meme→Younger Sister (the pronunciation is similar to this chinese word “妹妹”)  
Darrell→Barrell  
9Goats Black Out→13Sheep Get Electrocuted  
My Bacteria Heat Island→His Microorganisms Cold Continent  
Dadaroma→Papariga  
MUCC→Multi-Urinary Contemporary Car  
UNDIVIDE→PSEUDOUNION  
All the World is Waiting for the Sun→All the Universe is Waiting for the Pluto  
GALEYD→CURRYS (again, the pronunciation is similar to chinese, “gale” part sounds like “curry”, “咖喱”)  
GYZE→GUYS  
Pride of Mind→Prejudice of Body

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**Author:** ![chrisXlr8r](https://forum.jrockone.com/user_avatar/forum.jrockone.com/chrisxlr8r/32/58774_2.png) [@chrisXlr8r](https://forum.jrockone.com/u/chrisXlr8r)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2023, 2:23am UTC](https://forum.jrockone.com/t/parody-j-rock-band-names/8685/19 "2023-09-14T02:23:38Z")

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Nightmare → Dream  
The Gazette → The Newspaper  
Royz → Mercedes (get it because Rolls-Royce)  
Dadaroma → Rome’s dad  
Gilgamesh-\> Babylon  
Malice Mizer-\>Benevolent businessman
