English lyrics that make you cringe

Ever listen to a song and be like “yeah, this song would be a lot better if I didn’t understand what he said just now?” This is the topic to post those songs so we can all cringe together.

“I’ll rape your daughter on your grave” is a line that doesn’t really resonate with me, for obvious reasons. It tries too hard to sound hard and aggressive and comes off as goofy. I can’t take it seriously.

Bonus one for y’all! I can’t decide whether he’s saying “fuck it” or “f@gg0t”, and the one I think is worse is the one I think he’s pronouncing. It adds to the cringe factor because one simply cannot unhear it. It makes more sense within the context of the rest of the lyrics too (Does anyone got lyrics for this one? I’ve been curious for a long time…). The runner up is the non-sequitur “JESUS CHRIST IS FAKE”, which he delivers with the passion of a bleating goat.

Got any English lyrics that make you cringe?

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The ASOM lyric is one as well as in Clever Sleazoid “one day I will fuck your parents.” Like, that’s definitely not a bad ass line.

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Now we need Japanese lyrics that make you cringe which is…a lot.

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well i thought about this one

that lyric…

I gotta suck as licking pussy cat, bad secret
woow you are sacred. wooe you are sequence
*B.A.D STAND REMEDY *

I SHOUT LIVE OR DIE

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The Marrow of a Bone is filled with awkward Engrish. I don’t even know which song stands out positively in the lot. :sweat_smile:

I can’t list any songs here because I just love bad english. I just find it charming somehow… yes even Kyo trying to be evil…

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Good thing most VK vocalists are so bad at English that you still keep thinking it’s japanese … Till you see the lyrics

So always remember don’t read any lyrics

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This one always makes me :smile:

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there is one specific one for me, it’s a good song with a cringe lyric :sweat_smile:

please enjoy the chorus harmonizing about breaking wind at around 4 minutes in:

i love this song and cringe every time lmao

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Oh, this :laughing:

I remember very well looking up the lyrics to Malice Mizer’s “Ma Cherie”. At this point, I only heard (but very often) a Live Version sung by Klaha. I was quite surprised to read “Are you missing me?” in the Chorus :sweat_smile:

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When angel Taka goes like " M*sturbation is communication " I physically cringe. Specially with that tone.
Anyway, Always thought UCHUSENTAI:NOIZ as a whole was a guilty pleasure kinda band :sparkling_heart:

Also,

" When I was in fifteen, a door that I forgot was opened.
It was cold to be death in the season of winter.
Because it couldn’t come back, it could begin to close outside.
Time has already delayed since the sun rises. "

Bunch of nonsense, sung in the most terrible japenglish someone could imagine. Shou how I love you. But the song is super cute tho :frowning:

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Since NOIZ is my all time favorite band I had to correct these wrong lyrics because it’s not like that

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Ruki is just trying to channel his inner Fred Durst

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Thank you for that :saluting_face: searched for some official lyrics everywhere but couldn’t find it in 2025

a little bit less cringy but still edgy then !

That time Satsuki in Rentrer en soi blatantly plagiarized Linkin Park

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it just makes it sound like that’s something he fantasizes about rather than a threat, ya know

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sexuality, by-sexual (warning: world’s most erotic lyrics imaginable)

does it make me cringe? yes. do i still play it for everyone i know? also yes!

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That’s WAP, before WAP existed

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“sex it up faggot” would be such beautiful discord status. (I am a homosexual so I would reclaim the word moreso) but it would probably make me get banned on half of the discord servers I am in.

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