I would name my daughter Madeth, Mizeria or LaSadie, and my son kein or Sephiroth. (I know it’s kinda cheating but it’s also a VK band hahaha!!)
What about you?
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THE SPY"C" DILDOG, of course.
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Why do I have a feeling this topic will turn into a list of the weirdest VK (especially kote) bandnames? 
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Well, I am a white man in America, so that kind of limits the options that would be acceptable - I’d have to give my child a name that wouldn’t immediately make them a target for bullies. No obvious weeb names!
I think naming my child SEXX GEORGE is probably my best option
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Great question! There’s so much variety to choose from, so I’d have to go with either JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, JOE, Joe, Joe, joe, or CRAZY COOL JOE.
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how about Unlifurps? 
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JOE MAMA?
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Surprisingly there has never been a bandman named JOE MAMA!
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I came here from the ZeroHZ topic armed with actually viable options! Much like @Missa my options are limited (as a white woman in Finland) so Roy or Leo would be names that might actually work and not end up with my kid changing their name as soon as they’re able to.
Also Kai.
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I’ll have the most serious take so far and offer STELLA MARIA as my not so subtle reference.
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I honestly would name my kid 『正義』崇拝教團JUSTICE KING ong no cap I am srs rn totally
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In Italy it would be a pretty basic girl name so no one would ever know. You’d be safe.
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idkkkk, thinking of either lettuce or peggy giggles… ill have to think abt it a bit more tho
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i’d name him J ‘ω’ ² (junjun)
Ass’n’ARRow
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If you split Kamijo → Kami Jo, it is surprisingly fine as a name.
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Ohhh yeah, inhale lets see here so we got…
Summary
DΣjGVLX. (The winning choice obviously)
BORIS
downy
C H i L L D R e N
DADSAROMA (this one is cheating ik)
呪の言葉
Moi Dix Moix
Mana
Hiskarea
AHB69BHA
ORTH†ёЯGE
SARIGIA
Shulla
MARY RUE
Me:phi:st of Dior
FeaDior
MerCurius
Mercuro
Metis Gretel
Dollis Marry
Perde Un Confine
Morrigan
Maria Cross
Nameless
audience KILLER LOOP
MR.Newsman
CLEVER SLEAZOID
Crack6 With Ricky
SugarForkfull
Adabito Wokogaranu
Benjo
Benjo 2
Labaiser
Mediena
Malisend
Dispina
RUEPHY ALIVE
Kaneto Juusei
VOMITER
Oth Single
Maeda Airou
Otsuka HEAD ROCK
Takadanobaba Alien
Tokage
Chuuzetsu
DEZERT
UNDER FALL JUSTICE
Sonzai Shoumei
Fukujuu
Uragiri=Kodoku
VORTICAL [E[MOTION
PERESTROIKA…?
Ogress
Negativism
Providentia
Gula
THE NATURAL BORN SINNER
DazzlingBad
iT
Delacroix
Deviloof
Delacine
Deracine
LSD
Dime Bag (yes this is a vk song)
Ayashii Megane GOOGLY EYES
Jaki
Jakura
LIP
LIP SERVICE
LIP! SERVICE
LIPP
Lip’s
LiPS
LIPSTICK GUYS
LIPLICH
Maria
BLACK MARIA
ENE ≠ MARIA
Demaria
Embrace of Maria
Gram Maria
Kote Maria
Lunatic Maria
Maria Company
Gichi Gichi
Hakkyou No Karte
Nameless
Kusottare Is BACK
peggy giggles
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boy → hide
girl → Mana