Create parody band names based on existing J-rock artists. 100% nonsense. I’ll start first.
Onmyo-za → Offmeow-za
X JAPAN → Twitter JAPAN
NoGoD → NoDoG
lynch. → lunch.
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The Gazette → The Casette
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ONE OK ROCK → TWO OK ROCKS
THE LAST ROCKSTARS → THE FIRST POPSTARS
SALTY DOG → SALTY CAT
SLOTHREAT → KOALAREAT
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funny part on here is that gazette is appparently just the members totally misspelling casette
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malice mizer → militia pizza
merry go round → cheese go bounce
rouage → ricottage
Marvelous Cruelty → Marvelous Cabbage
Gill ‘e’ Cadith → Gill ‘e’ Carrot
Madeth Gray’ll → Madeth Grape’s
Unsraw → Unsraspberry
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Megaromania → Megacroatia
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Moi Dix Mois → My Dicks Moist
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Unscooked
Sable Hills - Sable Flatland
Shadecarrier - Suncarrier
Crystal Lake - Crystal Desert
abstracts - realismus
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BABYMETAL → ELDERLYMETAL
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Dir En Grey —> Dirt In Gray
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Ayo lmao
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Deadman ----> Livingman
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unli faps
(lol)
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Crystal Lake - Plastic Pond
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Buck Tick —> Tuck Bick
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Merry Go Round → Merry Go Straight
xTRiPx → twitterTRiPtwitter
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Deathgaze→Chuckstaring
Dim My Division→Light Your Union
DELUHI→HILDE
VII-SENSE→IX-CONSCIOUSNESS
XOVER→TWITUNDER
Meme→Younger Sister (the pronunciation is similar to this chinese word “妹妹”)
Darrell→Barrell
9Goats Black Out→13Sheep Get Electrocuted
My Bacteria Heat Island→His Microorganisms Cold Continent
Dadaroma→Papariga
MUCC→Multi-Urinary Contemporary Car
UNDIVIDE→PSEUDOUNION
All the World is Waiting for the Sun→All the Universe is Waiting for the Pluto
GALEYD→CURRYS (again, the pronunciation is similar to chinese, “gale” part sounds like “curry”, “咖喱”)
GYZE→GUYS
Pride of Mind→Prejudice of Body
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Nightmare → Dream
The Gazette → The Newspaper
Royz → Mercedes (get it because Rolls-Royce)
Dadaroma → Rome’s dad
Gilgamesh-> Babylon
Malice Mizer->Benevolent businessman
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