
I’ve got a litany of deeply unpopular opinions coming up. Even debated posting it because the Internet loves to twist words. But fuck it, we’re out here, we’re doing it.
Let me preface this rant with the statement that visual kei clout chasers need to be called out. I’m so tired of seeing YouTube videos of people reacting to visual kei and it’s just DEVILOOF or DADAROMA or Dir en grey like bands that don’t begin with the letter D don’t exist. In a similar vein, but seemingly unrelated, I tire of the fans who go to one visual kei concert and then think they’re God’s Gift to the scene for catching some no1curr band at an anime convention in Lubbock, Texas. And in equally unrelated distaste, I’m also tired of people who claim they’ve been into visual kei for decades but have the taste of someone who discovered the scene in 2016.
If you’re biography starts with “Hi I’m ~USER~ and I’ve been into visual kei since 1999 my favorite bands are DADAROMA, JILUKA, Nocturnal Bloodlust, DIMLIM, Gravity, and DazzlingBad” stop the
. That list should read more like “X, Malice Mizer, deadman, Kagerou, STELLA MARIA, FANATIC<>CRISIS, cali≠gari, DAS:VASSER, etc.” One of the biggest tells that someone is lying, which is about as obvious as the blurry nonsense backgrounds in AI generated portraits, is the general bands they gravitate towards. You stick with what you’re attached to, and if you really came up in 1999 like I did then you would listen to 00’s bands. You can’t claim to be a fan since the 90’s and simultaneously dislike 90’s visual kei. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
You don’t know who GRASS is? Get off my lawn.
To put it straight, the guard has changed several times over. Tons of people I looked up to, like Kuregu, Gen, Byouto, doe, Aion, etc. don’t lurk here anymore. I don’t see many fans from the 90s chilling who isn’t named @koutetsuhime. If you don’t look familiar to us, then you weren’t around. Plain and simple.
My second unpopular opinion is that being around for two decades isn’t the flex that it seems. I have such a hard time relating to new fans. It seems like people care more about host culture they have to vicariously translate before they can live it out before aesthetics that transcend language barriers. So many visual kei bands that aren’t run of the mill acts that no one cares for because they didn’t erupt out of the questionable scene that is host culture. And I for one can’t understand the fascination with splitting things between “this” and “that” without identifying what “it” is, but “it” is something I’ve apparently missed over the last two decades and I’m just not into it. It’s all visual kei to me. It’s all Japanese music. If you resonate with me, I’m gonna make sure other people hear all about you.
Summary
For example (so I stop speaking in broad yet overly specific hypotheticals) I loved 70.'s work in VANESSA and I gave XANVALA a shot and they bounced off me like a Nerf ball. Technically proficient and great vocals, but it doesn’t resonate with me. Not a single track. And the mastering is wonky as if there’s not enough bass but too much sub-bass.
But when I try to leave these waters, I notice a marked resistance to anything that doesn’t fit “it”. And it’s now that I have to bring out this reference, because it’s so true.
Don’t believe me on point two? Wait five years. Either you live to see it for yourself or you burn outta visual kei and get into American pop music sung in Korean. I remember when “it” was kotekote. I’ve seen “it” change. I’ve seen people wholesale drop visual kei like a wet turd because one band made a musical shift and it ruined their Fantasy Island Jamboree.
And I guess my third unpopular opinion is that most visual kei fans have no idea what they’re talking about when I say music sounds shitty. When you say music sounds shitty, you mean you don’t like one or more aspects of the composition and/or execution. When I say music sounds shitty, I mean that the 4khz range is 3.5dB too low and the treble is loud enough to puncture eardrums while the vocalist somehow sounds like he’s singing while kayaking underwater. If you want a reference to a track that fits the bill, look no further:
And this is after I fixed this botched job. Sounds like it took 2, maybe 3 hours tops to crank this out on their end originally. I spent more time fixing this with @Axius then they did! And this is one of those live distributed releases I feel so pressured to preserve, yet I know I damn well am never gonna listen to again. One of those releases that starts sleuthing efforts, fights, and mysticism in visual kei discords the globe over. This song sounds like refried ass. It. Sounds. Like. Garbage. Okay composition underneath it, but I can’t appreciate the presentation.
And when all you listen to is visual kei, you get normalized to garbage sounding music. If you won’t even step outside the visual kei waters to listen to something else, anything else, I don’t want you being a spokesperson for the scene telling people to listen to NAZARE for the goofy luls. It’s just going to result in stoking this over fixation with host-kei that has gripped the international scene for the last decade and some change.
And I like NAZARE!
And I really have to laugh, because if you sit back and think about it host kei culture is one of those things where the experience can’t be translated. We’ve invented our own individual head canon for how things work, and we gush over the canon that aligns and fight viciously over those that don’t. And it all centers around “it”, and no one can explain what “it” is to me, but the criteria is constantly changing and simultaneously lost in translation.
I hate “it” here.