This thread is a lie

Okay, it’s April Fools Day and so I got an idea to create a thread where you can spread your lies or fantasy thoughts about bands, random things or whatever.

I remember, there was a thread called „Post a lie about the person above you“ on MH back then. But I wanted to change it a little bit here.

Here are some examples for posting:

  • @Luna lives on the moon :full_moon:
  • JROCK ONE was originally KPOP ONE
  • LiME is a lime :lemon:
  • KAMIJO is a vampire
  • I heard cats are kinda evil and soulless animals. If you own one you’re cursed by an evil cat ghost. :ghost:

Rules? – Just be creative. :joy:

Happy lying! :laughing:

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Japanese rock legends DIR EN GREY are set to release a pre-single “ウロボロスの後にリリースされたものはすべてゴミでした。” featured on their upcoming summer album PHALARIS. The single is expected to be released 2022.05.13. Will feature the title track, instrumental, and a remix. It will come in only one regular physical edition. Streaming versions will be shortened.

  1. ウロボロスの後にリリースされたものはすべてゴミでした
  2. ウロボロスの後にリリースされたものはすべてゴミでした (Instrumental)
  3. Celebrate Empty Howls~with frosted ambience~

Regular Edition
SFCD-0272
¥ 1,200 (tax out)
Manufactured by FIREWALL DIV.
Distributed by Sony Music Solutions Inc.
Source: direngrey.co.jp

More information here.

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Gonna pull a strong one here:

I hate japanese metalcore

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Grammy award winning 2011 visual kei group SpArkLiEs, known for their worldwide hit “bring PeAcE and LoVE to all” and their B-side “I DreA[M] OF STAB theNEWtYPe”, has resorted in selling fabrics to pay for an upcoming reunion tour.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/sparkliesfabrics/
OHP: https://sparkliesband.tripod.com/index.html

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0.1g no gosan is the greatest visual kei band of all time, bands like madeth gay and laveil mizeriass need to die off

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Kisaki’s teeth are so sexy , learn to appreciate perfect teeth

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Klaha was finally found in Argentina and it’s coming back to Malice, the boys are getting set for a World Tour now.

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VK bands learned that Europe is more than just Poland, Germany and France

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:rofl:

That’s the most unrealistic thing about this

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New X Japan album will be released soon

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DIMLIM stated that they should have never talked about the essence in the first place and advise their fellow musicians to carefully pick discussion topics

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GARDEN sucks period

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This one made me spit my f :face_with_symbols_over_mouth: king coffee :rofl::rofl::joy::joy::skull:

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re:vival of LEGENDS!!! come to Brazil!!!

@ everyone, thanks for all the lies :joy_cat: some posts made me laugh here :laughing: and this is really true, I’m not lying now :rofl:

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