Funniest lines in J-Rock/VK Lyrics

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I did not see a similar thread. If there is already one please move/delete.

J-Rock and VK lyrics can be deep and wonderful but they can also be unintensionally hilarious.

Be it plain wrong english like Ruki’s “I will walk together” or weird comparisons like the latest Jiluka gem “moving freely like an elavator” or classic Gackt, who is “cool like plastic”.

Please tell me your favorite lines that made you laugh or rise an eyebro. Any language goes but please translate if it is something other than engrish :wink:

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“dick men, fuck off, fuck off and wipe”
had to before anyone else says it lol

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“one day I will fuck your parents” is unbeatable

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“Suck me and erectable again
Which do you like dick or dick?”

lol

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sena’s “i am a killa swim in dollas / i don’t give a shit about what the fakers say” reminds me of shadow the hedgehog villianry

and honestly the entirety of trembling bambi’s “no offense” to me. where the hell is the south side koichi. WHERE.

these are the only two coming to my mind rn but there is probably hundreds more

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Peak engrish lyrics :joy: fantastic

It’s the next logical step from mother fucking

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From Malice Mizer’s ‘Merveilles’. Spelling is as in the lyric book.

ILLUMINATI
Magical or Meriment. Comunion with Nimrod.

S-CONSCIOUS
Why can’t you understand?
Why don’t you smell a rat?
Though, it is too noisy around you.

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I find Agitated Screams of Maggots honestly hilarious. Kyo is trying so hard to be offensive, but it’s all so wierd and strange that it falls completely flat

It’s the Black Flag, motherfucker!!
I wanna shout out to all the trash celebrity:
I’ll rape your daughter on your grave!
I’m gonna slash your wound just like mine
I can’t hear the voices of society anymore

Kyo is always on the “we live in a society” tightrope

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I just need to share the whole thing, since this is the only reason I keep this album in the first place :laughing: .

cut22 | plastic post paper - nurd (1997)

we are the “nurd”
so brend the “22” by the "fortune
we are the “nurd”
so brend the “soap” by the “honey bee”
we are the “nurd”
so brend the “new wave” by the sexy.

i’m a honors
in my school.
in my home.
in my parents and all thing.
i was tired and sad.
she said your nurd boy.

my father was hit my cheak.
hit my belly and he said …
lick my penis by your small rips.

the thistort my life.
but your kind to me.
because i love so much.
but i did sex with your mother. oh no!

i want to make your mother’s children.
you may make a baby. 2nd is you.
so i want to a destroy your family.
and beautifultime is the start of me.
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Probably “give me very anxiety” in VRZEL’s Fivefold Envy. Whole song is full of such treasures, but this line in particular resonates with me. xD

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Can we please include song titles with these lyrics so I can laugh as Kami intended?

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Gossip’s 狭震症 includes what I can only describe as decorative embellishments (redundancy fully intended) in literally every line:

±√Imagination
Neo＋Polution≧Ω
【Trash】∞【People】
Killing Me .Ⅲ

±√Imagination
Neo＋Polution≧Ω
【Crush】⇔【People】
6-Killing Me-9

㈱GOD IS DEAD!!
㈱GOD IS DEAD!!
㈱GOD IS DEAD!!
♯「Marble Dancin’」

×Stupid×Stupid×Stupid×
[Maybe this world ends]
×Stupid×Stupid×Stupid×
『MY NAME IS DEAD』

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Float by 9GBO

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REASONANCE by NEGA

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HOW ARE THEY USING THEIR DILDO???

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I was literally thinking of this one because I used to say “I am very anxiety” all the time because of this song haha

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I’ve always found The GazettE’s Agony to be so clumsy and nonsensical, albeit fun to sing along to!

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got some more. soft visual artist (according to vkgy) kenichi ito has some unique lyrics, such as:

-“i say please without you cry, the morning afternoon cry” (another side of summer)

-“lucy my dear best lucy girl / lucy wa service mental floor” (Lucy). i still dk what the fuck this means???

-“you just pay attention getting one voice” (weekend blasters)

-“though lots of rain is silent and beautiful, it is still wet” (fate weather). oddly poetic??? but what does it mean…

-“i wanna love again, do you wanna miss your MARS right?” (space dreamer)

god i love this tall weird strange man so much KDJDJSBSHS

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The first line of Silly God Disco by the Gazette has always been a real headscratcher for me, because I can usually figure out what meaning they were going for or how the translator went wrong, but

“It is cheesed with power
And the morality of which it goes mad”

How they ended up with “cheese” as a verb is truly mystifying.

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I can only guess something to do with being annoyed as in ‘cheesed [off] with power’. And being annoyed at power is moral madness :thinking: Other than that who could say?