Funniest lines in J-Rock/VK Lyrics

About Filth in the beauty and considering the topic of the song it might just be some kinda … pictorial use.

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Two words: SEXUAL TACOS (intercourse)

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ZOOTED??? LMAO

one of my fav songs (non-vk) the yellow monkey - “I”
these specific lines are hilarious because theyre exactly right, the only part in English in this song so it stands out, and anyone who’s never heard of yemon before can appreciate them.

clears throat
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me I need it!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me I need it!
Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me I need it!

when they got back together, not only do they keep performing this but those lines are now flashing up on screen so we can shout them together :innocent:

precious. I lvoe them. my heroes. Scroll to 1:46 and enjoy. i do like the whole song though.

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While not lyrics specifically, the title of BLAM HONEY’s first demo tape “THE HORSE BREAKER OF ELECTRONIC BRAIN” is pretty funny.

THE-HORSE-BREAKER-OF-ELECTRONIC-BRAIN-Demo-Tape-Limited-Editi

Their second demo tape, “THE HORSE BREAKER OF ELECTRONIC ANGEL” is also amusing.

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Phobia - dirty-people
Wow.

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“Kisui skipped english class” would be a good alternative title.

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DERPRESSION.

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I went thru the whole thread to not spam, but someone please tell me y’all know that song :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHvV6RHibbk

Also, much less funny, but this song from 12012 :

12012 - Just the way you are

It took me an eternity to realize that Wataru was singing in english for a good part of the song :smiling_face_with_tear: but the song is beautiful so there is that

“Suck sick suck suck fuck bod, strawberry erects up”
“I like girl, I like sex, i like money im, Shit Noodle.”
“I just fuck in your labia”

Behind kyo it’s Jin for me, Nega was filled with funny lines or the vk band B.C. whose songs are mostly very bad english lol.

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:rofl: I suspect that belongs to the “things men with a not very active sex life say” section.

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just fuck me
yes fuck me
I wish fuck me
to me

Deathgaze - Fuck me
it is always funny when bands try to go sexual in english but the only two words they know is fuck and Sexual

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Gazette-Inside beast has a couple of offenders for me:
-Die or suck my beast
&
-Get out, get out, notorious baby
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga sexy garbage

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Gazette is so good at making lyrics like these sound cool and sexy. Great skill :joy:

I will forever laugh at "it is cheesed with power’

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ONE SAD SEXUALLY
TWO SAD SEXUALLY

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