(Ex-BiSH) Ayuni D’s band called “PEDRO”
Just one of the most popular names ever in Portuguese and Spanish
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David and Razor have got to be two names that arent going to be easy to search without adding Japanese band or something after them. Especially seeing there is a thrash band with the name Razor also… haha.
As for so long I cant remember, I stopped following More (another terrible name to search) since they changed their name to that really long name which to this day i cannot remember to even search it. Haha.
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Single letters are the worst: “A”, also known as “A (エース)” and “Anonymous Confederate Ensemble” were hard to google back then.
Generic terms like ACME, Angelo, kein, umbrella, Phobia, heidi. or born are pretty awful too.
I also don’t know what “…。【サイレンス】” were thinking. °C is equally bad.
Non vk: plenty, Boris, MONO
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Pretty sure I saw news posts about a band called “Dirty Old Men” on MH back in the day. Always struck me as a rather risky name to google.
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The Black Swan
-Oz-
The Thirteen
Sick.
Razor
Balalaika
Born
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Just copy pasting this link here makes me feel like a criminal, lol
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Ah yes… that’s a weird choice …
Let me add another one extremly questionable:
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irl “the yellow monkey” is a literally racist name that i forget not everyone knows is a band and then IF i happen to catch the weird look/response i can remember to explain jfc
what do you think are the reasons for choosing such names?
i mean reclaiming slurs is a thing. they had a WW2 theme album so it’s not like they’re unaware
ive also heard (or they SAY) that frontman picks things based off fortune telling or dreams, etc. this was a color + animal
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Looks like a password 
Or an ex’s phone number.
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before they were added to spotify, trying to find any merry album always resulted in every christmas-related song and/or playlist in existence 
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One of the worst, as some have already mentioned, are single letter names. I’ve never cared much for D, but for me, M is not so easy to find on any platform.
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GANGLION is another one. Not sure, if they got mentioned before.
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Is this thread turning into another version of this one ?
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this topic has me CACKLING past 3am thanks SO MUCH for this
as an old time fan of Nightmare and Asriel who was into jrock Pentagon lowkey before being very into kpop Pentagon I felt some of the comments so much lol
and @tsundairy are u kidding I was today years old when I found out Sleepless Beauty was not originally a Kotani Kinya song hello ??? that is genuinely one of my ride or die songs for life lmao one day I listened to it maybe 20-30 times in a row (clearly I was feeling the changing times . . ) and forgot all about it until I shared my old last.fm with a friend who noticed that day. I just feel very Shuichi-reacting-to-Sleepless-Beauty.gif about it
anyway on topic: I think a lot about how Gravity formerly known as Gravity:arrow_upper_right:
Tanoshisa♪Fullvoltaaage!!! falls on BOTH categories
what’s funny is kotani kinya did a cover of it in 2015! (for a re-release of some Gravitation/DA Family songs) but originally it was The Seeker, with DK as the vocalist. i think thats their correct name still.
topic: Pierrot is another artist. either clowns, animation studio, Pretty Cure antagonist. gotta add “pierrot (member name)” or “vkei”
Scarecrow (need to add “scarecrow jpop” or one of their album titles). i also get a video store
Maria Cross (you get Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives).
meth. but i think that was said already
(Jpop) Poltergeist. i get ghosts and movies!!
those are all i can think of atm
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RIP anal sex yoshio, i guess??? 
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